Mom: "Hey let's get some coffee." *points at internet cafe*
Me: "they don't serve coffee there, mom."
Mom: "But it says cafe."
Me: "nope. it's lying - no coffee."
Mom: "You're pulling my leg aren't you? This is one of those Hans sarcasm things I'm supposed to somehow just understand."
Me: "no, I'm not - I'm serious, that's -"
Mom: "I've told you, you have got to stop being such a wiseass, you're not as funny as you think you are - let's go." *crosses street towards internet cafe*
Me: *a beat*
Me: "…I guess I deserved that."
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